if ur ever sad just remember that david bowie got hit in the eye with a lollipop during a concert then he painted a picture of it.
This is the best thing I ever learned about Bowie.
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you
after i start to really like a thing
Lets just say I go full COMMANDO ~
Hot Right ?
I love the men of Tumblr …
Snuggle up with me, ladies.
So we’re telling how we sleep?
Allow me to share…
OH MY HOW EMBARRASSING!
GOD BLESS THE MEN OF TUMBLR
Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup
sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me
stalking isn’t romantic! when someone won’t leave you alone after you cut all ties with them, their efforts to “win you back” using force, coercive gestures, and everything otherwise is abusive!